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Fans.

The best petty doesn't come from us. It comes from you. The line you muttered at dinner, the thing your coworker said that you still can't let go. Send it over.

Every month we pick one. If we turn your idea into anything, a tee, a hoodie, a mug, a sticker, an ornament, whatever it is, you get free merch. Your words on a shelf and a box on your doorstep.

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Fan picks.

The kind of petty we're after
Chronically Right. teeChronically Right.Tee
Powered by Spite and Oat Milk. mugPowered by Spite and Oat Milk.Mug
Nice List? In This Economy. ornamentNice List? In This Economy.Ornament
Anywhere But Here. coasterAnywhere But Here.Coaster
I Said What I Said. stickerI Said What I Said.Sticker

Picks we love, to show the kind of thing we feature. Yours could be next. Send your line through the contact page or DM us, and if we run it, it lands right here with your name on it.

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Your idea could be next.

One pick a month, every month. If yours lands, you'll see it drop and we'll send you the merch to match. Send it through the contact page or just DM us. Make it mean.

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