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Funny White Elephant Gifts People Actually Steal

A good white elephant gift gets stolen three times before the night is over. These do. Funny, a little rude, safe enough for the office party. Tees are $35, hoodies $50.

Tees that get stolen

Hold one up and watch the room turn.

Bless Your Heart. (Not a Compliment.) - Petty GoodsBless Your Heart. (Not a Compliment.)$35Comfort Colors teeToday's Forecast: 100% Chance of Nope. - Petty GoodsToday's Forecast: 100% Chance of Nope.$35Comfort Colors teeNot Today. Probably Not Tomorrow Either. - Petty GoodsNot Today. Probably Not Tomorrow Either.$35Comfort Colors teeI Have Opinions. You Have Been Warned. - Petty GoodsI Have Opinions. You Have Been Warned.$35Comfort Colors teeI Look Like I Care. I Don't. - Petty GoodsI Look Like I Care. I Don't.$35Comfort Colors teePer My Last Email. - Petty GoodsPer My Last Email.$35Comfort Colors tee

Holiday hoodies for the swap

The gift someone guards with their life.

The Favorite. Obviously. - Petty GoodsThe Favorite. Obviously.$50Pullover hoodieFamily. Allegedly. - Petty GoodsFamily. Allegedly.$50Pullover hoodieHere for the Snacks. Staying for the Drama. - Petty GoodsHere for the Snacks. Staying for the Drama.$50Pullover hoodieJingle Juice Is the Only Reason I'm Here. - Petty GoodsJingle Juice Is the Only Reason I'm Here.$50Pullover hoodieNice. Conditions Apply. - Petty GoodsNice. Conditions Apply.$50Pullover hoodieVoted Most Likely to Leave Early. - Petty GoodsVoted Most Likely to Leave Early.$50Pullover hoodie

Christmas tees

For the family gift exchange.

The Favorite. Obviously. - Petty GoodsThe Favorite. Obviously.$35Comfort Colors teeFamily. Allegedly. - Petty GoodsFamily. Allegedly.$35Comfort Colors teeJingle Juice Is the Only Reason I'm Here. - Petty GoodsJingle Juice Is the Only Reason I'm Here.$35Comfort Colors teeNice. Conditions Apply. - Petty GoodsNice. Conditions Apply.$35Comfort Colors teeI Read the List. I Stand By It. - Petty GoodsI Read the List. I Stand By It.$35Comfort Colors teeHere for the Snacks. Staying for the Drama. - Petty GoodsHere for the Snacks. Staying for the Drama.$35Comfort Colors tee

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