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The snarky gift guide

Snarky Gifts for People Who Keep Score

Some people collect receipts. These are gifts for them. Every piece is funny, a little petty, and printed to order in the USA. Tees are $35, hoodies $50, baby onesies $28.

Snarky tees

The ones that do the talking so they don't have to.

Bless Your Heart. (Not a Compliment.) - Petty GoodsBless Your Heart. (Not a Compliment.)$35Comfort Colors teeToday's Forecast: 100% Chance of Nope. - Petty GoodsToday's Forecast: 100% Chance of Nope.$35Comfort Colors teeNot Today. Probably Not Tomorrow Either. - Petty GoodsNot Today. Probably Not Tomorrow Either.$35Comfort Colors teeI Have Opinions. You Have Been Warned. - Petty GoodsI Have Opinions. You Have Been Warned.$35Comfort Colors teeI Look Like I Care. I Don't. - Petty GoodsI Look Like I Care. I Don't.$35Comfort Colors teePer My Last Email. - Petty GoodsPer My Last Email.$35Comfort Colors tee

Snarky hoodies

Same energy, more cozy.

The Favorite. Obviously. - Petty GoodsThe Favorite. Obviously.$50Pullover hoodieFamily. Allegedly. - Petty GoodsFamily. Allegedly.$50Pullover hoodieHere for the Snacks. Staying for the Drama. - Petty GoodsHere for the Snacks. Staying for the Drama.$50Pullover hoodieJingle Juice Is the Only Reason I'm Here. - Petty GoodsJingle Juice Is the Only Reason I'm Here.$50Pullover hoodie

For the petty baby

Start them young.

Tiny and Petty. - Petty GoodsTiny and Petty.$28Baby onesieCertified Troublemaker. Est. 2026. - Petty GoodsCertified Troublemaker. Est. 2026.$28Baby onesieNew Here. Already Judging. - Petty GoodsNew Here. Already Judging.$28Baby onesieI Run This House. - Petty GoodsI Run This House.$28Baby onesie

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