Hi, we're Petty Goods

A small shop with a big mouth.

We make funny, slightly petty gifts for people who love someone enough to roast them. Every tee is printed to order in the USA on soft Comfort Colors cotton. Nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.

We're small. Like, really small. This started at a kitchen table not long ago, and right now it's a tiny crew packing orders by hand. When you buy something, a real person actually celebrates. We're not kidding.

So thank you for taking a chance on us. It means more than you know.

We're just getting started. Check back soon for New Year's Eve gear, then Valentine's Day, and plenty more reasons to be a little petty all year.